http://pervyalchemist.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pervyalchemist.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fmadrlj2008-07-22 08:07 am

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[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

D:!

[identity profile] finalphonse.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
N-no! I could...
I could never do those things to my sister...

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
-couldn't help but laugh as well- Dream on, Pipsqueak! Truth is, I kneel to no one!

[identity profile] wellmannersoul.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Brother... *sighs and gives him a bit of a hug*

Please tell me you won't be like this when you're sober.

[identity profile] finalfonsie.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I mean it! I...

D:

[identity profile] finalfonsie.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*BLUUUUUUUUSH*

He is SO gonna have fun with HIM! >=D

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you agree with me. So, what's your favorite drink? As short as YOU are, you probably get wasted on two ponies!

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Grope me? Was that what-? OH! Oh no.

You see, my zipper... it sticks, and somehow Edward knew, and he offered to fix it but he's, well, he's very drunk and he just couldn't find it- the zipper I mean.

And... and I was going to bring him home so he could sober up. I'm sure he didn't mean any of it. [she explains being fairly certain nobody would just grope her like that.]

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
..........

-Flails. A lot-

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm ALWAYS the driver! And I bet YOU ride a lot, don't you?

[he's bi, but prefers girls]

She's not in denial. Of course not. Of course she's not IMAGINING IT.

[identity profile] finalfonsie.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
W-What?! NO!

Th-That's...

Jealous!Fons to the rescue :3

[identity profile] alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
.................

Keep your hands off of my boyfriend.

ghjgfeethrgdfwerhb gtfo my head - I mean

[identity profile] finalphonse.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
N-no! I wouldn't do something like that to my sister...!

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
-nods- Be careful, my angel. Someone who's drunk like he is can be very unpredictable. If you bring him home he might try to take advantage of you. If you do still want to take him home to sober up, I'll go with you. That way I can get him undressed so he'll be more comfy.

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I - I am not!

...

Alfons!!

-attaches self to Alfons-

CLINGS BECAUSE SHE WANTS HIM TO HOLD HE--I mean.

[identity profile] finalfonsie.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*Clings to Al moar than before...is that possible?*

Al wouldn't do something like that...

[identity profile] wellmannersoul.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*sighs*

...would you mind getting off me, now, Brother?

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