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[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]

[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

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Ba...what?!

*This has to be the Edward from back home. Except he looks wrong. And he's acting more like an idiot than usual. But he acts enough like him. If he made any funny moves, she did have her bow.*

Are you drunk?

[Touches a finger to his lower lip.]

Hmmm, maybe!

....

*She looks over at him, bending over, genuinely worried. If he was this drunk...he's going to need a detox. Hangovers from THIS sort of alcohol consumption were probably horrible. Not that Alfons herself would know, but she had enough experience from when Edward would goad her brother into drinking contests.*

Do you want me to do a detox on you? Are you okay?

[Blinks.]

I'd be a lot better if you were to strip for me. You're way too overdressed.

*She blushes. HARD.*

N-NO!

*Cue Moe voice here.*

[Grins!]

So, do you spit or swallow?

.......

*Ed had never asked her this question. Now she's just not sure what he means. She looks at him, genuinely quizzical in expression.*

Um...

What do you mean by that, exactly? Spit or swallow while doing what?

Sucking cock.

Get the hell away from my sister!

*did, in fact, hear what was being said to her*

[Blinks.]

Damn.

*holds onto his sister, glaring at Ed*

The hell do you think you were doing?

[Sighs.]

Nothing yet obviously.

...then what were you thinking of doing?

*glaring, still*

[Gives an innocent look.]

Only doing a horizontal tango. There's no need to blow a gasket, really.

That's my sister you're talking about!

[Blinks.]

She's gotta grow up sometime. Do you wanna take part in the fun too?

*okay, now he's blushing. And glaring. But still blushing*

No! Not with you, not ever!

*Okay, hardcore blushing now.*

I'd rather have fun with just my brother.

....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N-Not in that way!!!

J-J-J-Just in general! W-W-W-We've always been together!

[Is amused.]

How cute.

W-W-W-What?!

*Is blushing moar, now.*

*glare*

J-just...leave her alone.

Are you two going to makeout now? I'm waiting.

W-W-W-W-WHAT?!

That's...I can't...we shouldn't.........

Wh-what?!

*very embarrassed, but still freaked*

N-no!

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